Santa. Is it real?

Every year right after my dad’s birthday we start seeing old fat people with white beards wearing the same red outfit. We don’t see them any other time in the year. Seems they only show up between November and January.

My brother 7 and I have been discussing this, and decided to ask the smartest person we know. My dad….. err our dad (but he was my dad first.)

He told us those people in red suits work for a guy named Santa who lives in North Pole and has reindeers that kinda look like me… but without the ridge. It turns out Santa somehow knows if you’ve been naughty or nice, and if you’ve been nice he will bring you whatever you wish.

If this is true I’d like to get on the record about I don’t think those old people who work for him are fat, but they look rather handsome.

Anyways. Everydoggy knows Ridgebacks (and their brothers) are the best behaved dogs in the world, ( as seen on this photo) and if this Santa situation is for real we promise to welcome his reindeers to our roof and I’ll have my brother 7 clean our chimney so Santa can stop by.

We had a long discussion about what we want from Santa, and decided we want a little sister.

Mr Santa, Here are the specifics: We don’t want our house to smell like pee, so we don’t want her to be a puppy. We want to be fair to each other so another Ridgeback or another Lab mix is out. She should be another breed. I’m the big brother so she should be smaller than me. 7 likes to be the only black dog so she should be my color. I think that’s pretty much all that we want this year.

So, Mr. Santa we’ll be expecting you and your reindeers in our home sometime tomorrow. My dad said we have to be sleeping for you to bring us a sister. So, we’ll be going to bed around 3 pm.

Thank you. And I apologize again for calling your employees fat, and looking back those people look not a day older than 8. it was a typo.

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