My dad is the smartest human in the world. He know everything there is to know about stuff that matters, and he can explain it to anydoggy who listens.
He’s got many passions, but he loves politics as much as I love barking at our mailman.
He explained to me: Humans instead of smelling each others’ genitals, vote for their Presidents. :::: I know what you’re thinking::::::: I think humans are funny creatures too.
I understood there is an old guy from Arizona, and a young guy from Kenya. Kenya is really close to Zambia. So I think Kenyan guy clearly will be a better choice.
Anyways, these 2 guys have other people to help’em to let others know they wanna be president. When my dad told me this, I had an Aha! moment.
Everydoggy knows Ridgebacks are natural born leaders.
So, just like the guy from Kenya I decided to run for President. My presidency will be one of change. I will not follow the old ways of doing things. To demonstrate my commitment to change, I will change the inefficient human way of voting to marking fire hydrants.
Here you can see my brother 7 as my proxy, helping me expand my territory.
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